From the page: " Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, terrified by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge the internet. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your corporate takeover, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with nightmares, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life. "
Oct 3, 9:51am
